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Politics is more dangerous than the war … In war, you can be killed only once. In politics, many times.
There is something wrong with a regime that requires a pyramid of corpses every few years.
If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face — forever.
Power is in tearing human minds to pieces and putting them together again in new shapes of your own choosing.
Power is not a means; it is an end. One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution, one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship.
Threats to freedom of speech, writing and action, though often trivial in isolation, are cumulative in their effect, and unless checked, lead to a general disrespect for the rights of the citizen.
By preaching the doctrine that nothing is to be admired except the steel and concrete, one merely makes it a little sure that human beings will have no outlet for their surplus energy except in hatred and leader worship.
A society becomes totalitarian when its structure becomes flagrantly artificial: that is, when its ruling class has lost its function but succeeds in clinging to power by force or fraud.
Looking at the whole world as a whole, the drift for many decades has been not towards anarchy but towards the reimposition of slavery.
We have now sunk to a depth at which the restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men.
The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power.
It is not possible for any thinking person to live in such a society as
The existing social order is a swindle and its cherished beliefs mostly delusions.our own without wanting to change it.
An honest man in politics shines more there than he would elsewhere.
The new political gospel: public office is private graft.
To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government and the sure and gradual deterioration of the public morals.
Since the governments are in the pockets of businesses, who’s going to control this most powerful institution? Business is more powerful than politics, and it’s more powerful than religion. So it’s going to have to be the vigilante consumer.
Politics is clearly a not so happening topic in our young blood. I could clearly see many students yawning. Some might have been discussing the new Shakira video amongst themselves, the one shown on MTV these days. Bloody donkeys, if it was a porno movie featuring an interracial orgy, their eyes might have ogled out and ears might have become sensitive to the oohs and aahs but not for causes of the nation. Hrmpf …youth power indeed.
Visigoth and Gaul, politics and plague. She fought on, struggling in tandem with antiquated interpretations and outmoded explanations, wondering at the senselessness of something so strong, so powerful, so immovable fading from history, disappearing, once and for all time, into shadow and dust.
Since the Enlightenment, the political order is an order of freedom. The political structures are no longer given, previous to man’s freedom, but are rather realities based on freedom, taken on and modified by man. . . . This new definition of politics carefully distinguishes between state and society. The distinction . . . allows us to differentiate between the public sphere of the state of the Church (or the combination of them) as powers from the public sphere ‘in which the interests of all men as a social group are expressed.
No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power.
decisions were often made because of ideology and politics. As a result many wrong-headed actions were taken, ones that did not solve the problem at hand but that fit with the interests or beliefs of the people in power.
It appears to me that one defeats the fanatic precisely by not being a fanatic oneself, but on the contrary by using one’s intelligence.
People can foresee the future only when it coincides with their own wishes, and mostly grossly obvious facts can be ignored when they are unwelcome.
A world in which it is wrong to murder an individual civilian and right to drop a thousand tons of high explosive on a residential area sometimes make me wonder whether this earth of ours is not a loony bin made use of by some other planet.