Top 25 Funny Teacher’s Jokes – Makes you laugh

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Teacher said the students to convert the sentence “I killed a person” into
future tense.
Suddenly Johnny stands up and said, Sir the future tense is “u will go to jail”!

Little Sam (on phone): My son is having high fever and he won’t be able to
come to school today.
Teacher: Who is this?
Little Sam: This is my father speaking!

Son: I am not able to go to school today.
Father: what happened?
Son: I am not feeling well
Father: Where you are not feeling well?
Son: In school!

Teacher announced that “students, we will have only half a day of school in
this morning.
All the students said “Yeahh”
Then the teacher said “We will have the other half this afternoon”!

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Because of the sign on the road.
Teacher: What type of sign?
Student: The sign that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”!

Sam: Dear sir, I want to ask you something.
Teacher: yes Sam, ask me, what do you want?
Sam: Sir, do you punish anyone for something they did not do?
Teacher: No Sam. Why should I?
Sam: Thank you sir. That’s a relief. I haven’t done the homework.

Math Teacher: Sara, what do you get when you subtract 897 from 1824 and
add 176 and divide the answer by 3?
Sara: A Headache Madam.

Teacher to student: “Make a sentence using the word “I”
Student: “I is..”
Teacher: “No that is not correct, you should say I am”
Student: “Ok. I am the ninth letter in the Alphabet”!

Teacher: Hide your answer sheet, the one behind you is copying. Student: Sir, let him do. I don’t want to fail alone. Teacher punished John and let him stand outside the class.

John: (Stand outside and laugh)
Teacher: Why are you laughing John?
John: I’m an OUTSTANDING student.
Teacher: How you say that?
John: Because I always STAND OUTSIDE the class..!

Teacher: Why do we drink water?
Andrew: Because we can’t eat water, sir.
Teacher: How was your night Andrew?
Andrew: I don’t know sir because I was sleeping.

Sir: Today’s topic is Photosynthesis
Student: Okay sir.
Sir: Tell me, what’s Photosynthesis?
Student: Today’s topic.

Teacher: Jack, What is the chemical formula for Water
Jack: H I J K L M N O
Teacher: What are you talking about Jack? I just asked you the chemical formula
of water.
Jack: Yes Madam. I answered for that. Didn’t you remember that yesterday you
taught me the chemical formula of water is H to O?

Teacher: John, go to the map and find America
John: (He go to the map and point out the correct place) Here it is sir..!
Teacher: Excellent John. Now class, Who discovered America?
Class: (All of them together) It’s John.

Student: Wish you happy Techer’s day sir.
Sir: Who are you?
Student: I am one of your old students.
Sir: Write ‘Teacher’ ten times.

Teacher: Jessie, Give me a sentence which starting with the letter “I”
Jessie: I is….
Teacher: No Jessie, Always the letter “I” start like I am….
Jessie: Ok Madam.” I am the ninth letter of the Alphabet”

Teacher: Why your paper is blank?
Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer.

Teacher: Jack, How old is your father?
Jack: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is that possible Jack?
Jack: He became a father only after I was born..!

Teacher: Name 5 animals that live in water
Student: Frog…
Teacher: Very good. Name other 4 animals.
Student: His mother, His father, His sister and His brother..!

Teacher: John, Drinking more water is good or bad?
John: Undoubtedly, Good madam
Teacher: Very good, So John tell me why we drink water?
John: Because we can’t eat water, madam. That is why we drink water.

Teacher: Harry, What is close to us? Australia or the moon?
Harry: The moon, sir.
Teacher: That’s wrong Harry. How did you say that the moon is closer than
Australia?
Harry: Because We can see the moon from here. But we can’t see Australia.

Math Time
Teacher:if I have 2 apples on my left hand and 1
apple on my right hand.what do i have?
(student raises hand)
Teacher:What is the answer?
Student:a big hand ma’am
(other students laugh)

Teacher asks to pupil :
Who is the first man to have stepped on the
Moon ?
Sir,aren’t you ashamed that you don’t know
this ?

teacher:”why are you late”
mani:”there was a man who lost a 100$ note”
teacher:”that’s nice.were you helping him look for it?”
mani:”no,i was standing on it.”

Teacher: “What is your name?”.
Student:”Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.”
Teacher: Jab mein English mei poochthi, thum English hi javaab doge
Student:”My name is Sunlight.

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