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Think of life as it really is, think of the details of life; and then think that there is no meaning in it, no purpose, no goal except the grave. Surely only fools or self-deceivers, or those whose lives are exceptionally fortunate, can face that thought without flinching.
A I write, highly civilized human beings are flying overhead, trying to kill me.Each generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it. This is an illusion.
The really frightening thing about totalitarianism is not that it commits ‘atrocities’ but that it attacks the concept of objective truth; it claims to control the past as well as the future.
To see what is in front of one’s nose needs a constant struggle.
The point is that we are all capable of believing things which we know to be untrue, and then, when we are finally proved wrong, impudently twisting the facts so as to show that we were right. Intellectually, it is possible to carry on this process for an indefinite time: the only check on it is that sooner or later, a false belief bumps up against solid reality, usually on the battlefield.
If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.
Politics and war were just different names for power, and the price of power was predictably high and could be precisely measured-in dollards,yen,euros,rubles,riyals, and blood.
Yet, it ought to be obvious that good music generally occupies a higher plane that mere politics. Great writers can express moods through melody and capture experiences we share most powerfully – love, lust, longing; joy, rage, fear; triumph, yearning and confusion.
In our age there is no such thing as ‘keeping out of politics.’ All issues are political issues, and politics itself is a mass of lies, evasions, folly, hatred and schizophrenia.
In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
The nationalist not only does not disapprove of atrocities committed by his own side, but he has a remarkable capacity for not even hearing about them.
Journalism is printing what someone else does not want printed: everything else is public relations.
In real life it is always the anvil that breaks the hammer…
All the war-propaganda, all the screaming and lies and hatred, comes invariably from people who are not fighting.
Political necessities sometime turn out to be political mistakes.
Power does not corrupt men; fools, however, if they get into a position of power, corrupt power.
The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
Kings are not born: they are made by artificial hallucination. Alcohol is a very necessary article… It makes life bearable to millions of people who could not endure their existence if they were quite sober. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.
Whether the risks to which liberty exposes us are moral or physical our right to liberty involves the right to run them. A man who is not free to risk his neck as an aviator or his soul as a heretic is not free at all; and the right to liberty begins, not at the age of 21 years but 21 seconds.
If the lesser mind could measure the greater as a footrule can measure a pyramid, there would be finality in universal suffrage. As it is, the political problem remains unsolved.
Revolutions have never lightened the burden of tyranny. They have only shifted it to another shoulder.
An election is a moral horror, as bad as a battle except for the blood; a mud bath for every soul concerned in it.
Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.
A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.